(trumpets playing) after 2 hrs. of waiting outside our school.. i was sure that i made it! yes! i made it! i'll be having my last two exams tomorrow and on friday [june 3]then i'm off to summer vacation... weeeee... bwahahaha... nobody tot i cud make it... well... i did... and with good results as well... so... tah! a voi! hehehe...
anyway, the results was supposed to be posted at 5 pm, but as we all know italians are... always late..
that morning i got invited to yet another house blessing...
i came with a friend that i met tru another friend.. (that friend is gay - valentino, vale as we call him)

the scene:
me and vale entered the new haus, our friend (gulia) and her husband (francesco) (not really husband cuz deyr not married) welcomed us...

after all the hi and hello's and all the beso-besos...
at lunch i was sitting beside vale..

gulia's step mader in law: oh, hello dear.. how are u two doing?
me: wer gud, thanks! nice haus, eh?
d step mader in law: yeah, its small but it's cozy. how's skul?
vale: fine, geri's waiting for the results...
step mader in law: ahh... so are you two both gay?

(me and vale wer lyk: paralyzed and both turned wyt!)

vale: as obvious as it is, yes... im gay.. since birth. (and starts laffing)
me: oh.. me, no am not maam...
step mader in law: oohh... ur not a lesbian?
me: no, maam..
vale: so wen are the two lovers planning to get married?
step mader in law: no idea, deyr both young anyway.. i have a niece hus a lesbian.. i was wondering...
vale: she's REALLY straight, maam.
step mader in law: but ders nothing wrong with being gay... i mean if ur not gay how come ur always with him?me: i know ders nothing wrong about being gay... but maam.. i really am not gay... (getting a lil bit irritated)step mader in law: but...
francesco: auntie, don't push it. geri is not gay..
step mader in law: but that's not possible... she doesn't wear make-ups..
vale, me and guilia: so?!
step mader in law: my daughter is not even twelve and she alredy wears make up.
vale: listen, maam, it's not our fault if ur daughter is whore, so pls. leave us alone.

the step mader in law, left the room... francesco opened the champagne
francesco: cheers to my step mother and to her daughter!
me, guilia and vale: cheers!

all in all.. we can say that the haus blessing was nice...

okei.. as weird as it may sound [atleast for me!] i am one of the ninangs ng new haus ng cousin ko...

wen my tita informed me...

tita: din, isa ka sa sponsor sa haus blessing ng bahay nina peachy ah, wag kang mawawala
me: huh?! sponsor?! sa haus blessing?!
tita: Oo.. isa ka sa ninang!
me: ninang ng bahay nina peachy?! *burst into my "hahaha" laff*
tita: Oh, anong tina-tawa mo dyan?! loka-loka yata ito.. ninang ka nga ha!
me: okei.. fine.. contento voi!

***la lang.. hehe...


for last friday's post: MAY 13

my R. teacher said:

most people would tell you that there are three ways to live a happy life:
1. love yourself
2. love others
3. let others love you

but that's "bullsh!t" [yes, she used that term... in italian] there are 2 only things you should do:
1 is to love yourself and 2nd is to love others... if others learn to love you or not, is no longer up to you.. you should never change the "YOU" or ask others to change for "YOU"...

one of the few reasons why i force myself on going to school at fridays is my religion class... we don't only talk about God and all those holy things... we don't have to memorize long prayers and read the bible..being in a class with muslims, evangelista at testimone di genovah has its own positive outcome... hehehe... anyway... every friday, i'll be posting one or two things that my religion teacher will be stating... someting to ponder about... aite?!

so for today may 06...


my r. teacher said:
love does not exist. only people who know how to love does.



[change topic]

nung nag-punta ko sa mangiagalli to take pictures for my thesis... i saw MArzia sa labas... bibisita daw sa isang friend nya na buntis din.. kaya ayon we decided na sasamahan ko sha tapos sasamahan nya din akoh.. we visited her friend "francesca" who was 7 months pregnant.. kaya lang gusto na daw lumabas ng bata kaya last night she gave birth to a baby boy and pag-kalabas ng baby sa delivery room... derecho sa ICU :( [by the way, as soon as the fader saw the baby he decided to call him "alessandro"] the baby was 1.2 kilo...oh.. when we saw fran[cesca] ayaw namin maniwala na she already gave birth kasi lobo pa din ang tyan nya... ganun pala yun noh?! hehehe..