(trumpets playing) after 2 hrs. of waiting outside our school.. i was sure that i made it! yes! i made it! i'll be having my last two exams tomorrow and on friday [june 3]then i'm off to summer vacation... weeeee... bwahahaha... nobody tot i cud make it... well... i did... and with good results as well... so... tah! a voi! hehehe...
anyway, the results was supposed to be posted at 5 pm, but as we all know italians are... always late..
that morning i got invited to yet another house blessing...
i came with a friend that i met tru another friend.. (that friend is gay - valentino, vale as we call him)

the scene:
me and vale entered the new haus, our friend (gulia) and her husband (francesco) (not really husband cuz deyr not married) welcomed us...

after all the hi and hello's and all the beso-besos...
at lunch i was sitting beside vale..

gulia's step mader in law: oh, hello dear.. how are u two doing?
me: wer gud, thanks! nice haus, eh?
d step mader in law: yeah, its small but it's cozy. how's skul?
vale: fine, geri's waiting for the results...
step mader in law: ahh... so are you two both gay?

(me and vale wer lyk: paralyzed and both turned wyt!)

vale: as obvious as it is, yes... im gay.. since birth. (and starts laffing)
me: oh.. me, no am not maam...
step mader in law: oohh... ur not a lesbian?
me: no, maam..
vale: so wen are the two lovers planning to get married?
step mader in law: no idea, deyr both young anyway.. i have a niece hus a lesbian.. i was wondering...
vale: she's REALLY straight, maam.
step mader in law: but ders nothing wrong with being gay... i mean if ur not gay how come ur always with him?me: i know ders nothing wrong about being gay... but maam.. i really am not gay... (getting a lil bit irritated)step mader in law: but...
francesco: auntie, don't push it. geri is not gay..
step mader in law: but that's not possible... she doesn't wear make-ups..
vale, me and guilia: so?!
step mader in law: my daughter is not even twelve and she alredy wears make up.
vale: listen, maam, it's not our fault if ur daughter is whore, so pls. leave us alone.

the step mader in law, left the room... francesco opened the champagne
francesco: cheers to my step mother and to her daughter!
me, guilia and vale: cheers!

all in all.. we can say that the haus blessing was nice...