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  -Friday, May 19, 2006-
May - the National *toot* month.

last wednesday (i think) night i was watching GLOB, and i found out that May is "autoerotismo" (a nicer way of defining masturbation, i guess) month. ( i didn't even know it existed!)

and i also found out some weird and crazy stuffs... damn.. some people ARE really crazy, out of their mind creative!

First, put your pants down, sit and relax while playing golf with the Potty Putter:


price : around 20 US dollars.
i heard na may championship din sa larong ito.

Then, if you plan to hit the beach this summer and have always wanted to go naked but you're too shy, with the Nude Suit (the link is in italian, sorry), "You can Look Naked without Being Naked!"


price: around 40 US dollars.

if you find yourself bored to death, in trouble or just want to say "hi" to a friend while you find yourself in the middle of nowhere, trying to unwind on the highest mountains or enjoying your tan at the beach... have no fear, you can now use the Cadeau 2000 Ironphone! (it is a REAL phone).


price: i have no idea.

while you enjoy pampering yourself and all of a sudden you feel like being generous, try adopting someone, why not Adopt a Sniper?


(i highly UNrecommend this! hehehe!)

and lastly, if you are single (or even if you're not) and bored stiff... if you haven't found the right man or just want to have fun... then i introduce you, Charlie, the "real" doll man.


oh, you should also be filthy rich.
i honestly find this "guy" CREEPY!
price: around 6-7 thousand Euro.

that's all for now..
Have a great weekend, everyone!
have fun and always be safe while you're at it.

and lastly, uuummm....
Happy National Masturbation month!

ta-ta everyone!

signed,
who deemed @ 9:23 PM




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