bang!...bang!

okei... to make the long story short.. i'll go straight to my point.. hehehe..
so here's the story... dalawa sa mga bodyguards ni mayor vilma santos got into a fight wid sum people..
den i have dis cousin [w/c is not really my cousin cuz he's my fader's first wife's *may she r.i.p.* nephew, got it?!] hu works sa municipio [w/c i think is the city hall???] anyway.. remember the two bodyguards hu got into a fight?! ang mga nabanggit na naka-away nila [na hindi ko alam kung ilan at kung bakit may karapatan silang magkaron ng baril] ay nag simulang mag paputok para shempre barilin ang dalawang "alalay" ni mayor vi.. unfortunately, tinamaan sa paa, sa binti or sa hita yata... [im not really sure, but sumwer in dat area] ang nasabing pinsan- *rex*... now the dilemma is... [or are].. si rex po ay mapuputulan ng paa if inde sha ma-ooperahan.. dahil pos a mababang sweldo sa pinas ay huminggi po sha ng tulong sa amin.. dahil naman po sa kuya ko na may cancer mejo gipit din po cna fader at mader.. kya si ate na lang po ang nag-prisintang tumulong at nag alok ng 5,000 euro... kaso ang sabi po ni rex *ung pinsan na nabaril* ay kulang pa daw po iyon.. *mashadong magastos sa pinas, samantalang dito libre!* tanong ko lng poh...

• inde po ba pedeng "i'll see you in court!" ang drama ni rex sa bumaril sa kanya?!
• and if he can sue da guy hu shot him... inde ba pedeng ung "kriminal" na yun ang pag bayarin ng hospital bills?!
  
  
  
  
  yes, i am now officially a "BLINKIE ADDICT", it's all patty's fault!!! wwhhhaaaa.. since i've been visiting patty i got hooked up to dis blinkie, bling-bling.... hehehehe.. anywayz, thanks poh PATTY... atleast, nag kabuhay ang pampatay kong blog.. hahaha...
  
  
  
  this morning i went to 'piacenza' *tipong simbahan pero inde tlga simbahan* wid mah parents and mh tita zeny... and i found out that sherol, *my cousin's future wife* is preggy... sheez.. kaya naman pala napa-aga ang plano ng kasalan eh... dapat kasi next year pa ang plano, gusto daw muna nila mg ipon... chuva... ek-ek... tpos biglang next month eh papa-kasal na daw sila.. hhaaayyy... buhay... parang life... *eeeeekkkk* *corny!* bwahaha..
  
  so, due to the event... [huh?!?] i realized...
  

• 18 kaming mag pi-pinsan sa mother side ko... *yep, ngaun ko lng binilang.. mag-kaka-kilala kaming lahat... pero inde ko alam ang exact number namen... all i knew was madami kame...*
  
• 8 out of 18 are married
  
• 7 out of 8 have kid(s)
  
• w/c means 7 out of 8 either got pregnant or got sum gurl pregnant before dey actually got married
  
• 1 out of 8 is already on her 2nd wife
  
• 6 out 10 *ung mga single pah* are minors... [ages: 5-16 *give or take*]
  
• and on dat remaining 4 [ages: 18-29 *if memory serves me ryt*]
  
• 1 is on a steady serious relationship
  
• 2 are singles! [and im one of dem!! heheh]
  
• and the remaining is still foolong around... [collect and collect] heheheh...
  

.... what a family.... bwahahaha..

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